Bad Bananas

 

Bad Bananas

Billy Bananas donned his pajamas

and sauntered ’round the bowl,

past Pinky Peach and Mon Cherries 

with their devilishly pitted souls.

Billy made his way ’round the crowded tray

’til he came upon Apri Cott;

she with luscious curves, pinkish verve,

and a seam that was smokin‘ hot!

Billy said, “Baby? What say we maybe,

split from this fruity fun?

I like you a lot, so let’s find a spot,

to unpeel and reveal my big pun.”

She replied, “Billy, Billy! Quit being silly,

I‘ll not be the jam on your bread.

Imagine the nerve! That I’d spread like preserves?

For a plantain with a stem for a head!

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