For Fun, Gus

 

For Fun, Gus

As a lover of history

who likes a good mystery

I often ask myself why,

anyone ever

thought it could be clever

to give a mushroom a try?

Think on it, y’all!

What idiot saw

a truffle and thought that it,

despite the smell

might taste just swell,

even though it was growing in shit.

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