Shoot Your Shot

 

“Pooky, I’ve been reading up on this ‘polyamory’ and I think we should give it a try.”

”Polyamory? I’m not familiar. Tell me about it.”

”Well, it’s where three or more consenting adults live as… well… spouses.”

”Three or more? Well, I suppose we could try it. Call a couple of your buddies and have them come over so I can check them out.”

”Oh. Well… that isn’t exactly what I had in mind.”

”No shit.”

”Er… I love ya, Pooky.”

”Shut up and rub some more lotion on my feet.”

”Yes, dear.”

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